* squirm
* hide
* cover their eyes
* peek over the hands that are covering their eyes
* cover their face with their popcorn, because their hands aren't doing a good enough job
* cry
* squeeze your hand until it goes numb
* bury their face in your shoulder, because their hands, and their popcorn still aren't doing a good enough job...
Then you should have them watch the Spiderwick Chronicles. And don't forget to bring a change of pants for them too...
Oh, okay... I'm kidding, I'm kidding... the change of pants should be for your husband.
Really... the movie is a bit scary. I don't think it would have been so bad, but the main bad guy, Mulgarath... holy moly... a little creepy. He was some kind of shape shifting monster... want to see?...

