So! We came across ourselves in the news today:
For those of you who can't read super tiny script:
I don't know how they knew about the whole ordeal, because WE certainly didn't tell them.
Two things I'm liking about this article.
First, all this "alleged" business. I'm feeling pretty confident it happened.
Second, "a mother taking her children for a walk." I keep picturing myself with my kids
all tethered to leashes like they're a bunch of dogs or something.
And in other totally non-related thieving business, this made me laugh today:
Jarom and Conner are wrestling around (when they should have been doing school work by the way)
when Jarom suddenly shouts out "Conner your breath smells like DEATH!"
I like it. Insulting and poetic.
Nicely done, Jarom.