This here would be the t.v. room, where we watch t.v.... go figure. Maybe I should have stuck a couple of my kiddies on the couch so you could really picture us here watching t.v. Oh, well... what's done is done. You'll just have to really work out those imaginations of yours.
And this here is the kitchen, where we prepare and eat food, it's a handy little place. And it's directly across from the t.v. room, so luckily we don't have to actually stop watching the t.v. when we go to get some food. Which is super fortunate when you dislike moving around as much as I do.
And, well... yeah, those are all the rooms I'm going to share with you. Why, you may wonder. Well, I'll tell you. You wanted to picture us in our home, and since all we pretty much do is eat and watch t.v. this is all you need to see in order to picture us here.
Hmmm... that kinda makes it seem like we are a bunch of lazy pigs.
Yeah, that's sounds about right.