it's a what?

Ever have difficulty telling the difference between a crocodile and an alligator? Apparently it's up for much debate in our house... because our little english scholar (aka, Conner) would ask various family members what the following toy was, and some would tell him it's a crocodile, and some would tell him it's an alligator. Poor, poor little Conner didn't know what to make of this confusion, and so he solved the problem, by just referring to the thing as a "croci-gator"... rather ingenious if you ask me.

Another thing about Conner and this "crocigater"... he has an obsession with shoving whatever he can down it's throat... that gator has been forced to eat pencils, legos, raisins, playdough, and pretty much anything else that will fit nicely. And then when Conner can't get out what he's shoved in, he brings it to mommy, whom he expects to extract all that booty. I did specialize in toy extraction at University though, so that's lucky for Conner and his unfortunate toys.

Ahh, well... at least he's not doing crazy things like watching T.V. with that gator on his head...

Oh, what the??? Thanks a lot, Conner... way to make a liar out of me.