Hey, what's this? Hmmm... laundry... oh, yeah, I make tons of this for my mother everyday. Maybe I should help her with it a little. 
Hmmm... I wonder what it would taste like...
Oh, wow! It tastes FANTASTIC!!! Mmmmm, mmm, MMMM!!!
Now I'll laugh at my brother... Haha, I get to eat your shirt. Haha, there's nothing you can do about it, because HAHA, I get to do whatever I want.